Send me a color

calibore:

Scarlet - I like you.

Teal - I’d date you.

Red - I love you

Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.

Yellow - You’re amazing.

Purple - I miss you.

Blue - I want to meet you.

Lilac - You’re cool.

Brown - I don’t like you.

Green - I like your tumblr.

Black - I hate you

White - Delete your tumblr.

Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype

(via ask-laughing-jack-and-slendy)

rsiken:

a black widow prequel would literally be the most interesting movie like

red room??????

a young girl distinguishing herself in the deadliest way possible?????

intertwining cold war history?????

watching an entire regime topple and natalia romanova walking away?????

What about Budapest?!

(via iwantedablogsoimadeone)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via iwantedablogsoimadeone)

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

(via alone-helpless-hopeless)

the-girl-in-the-toms:

theatrelover1297:

Umm no comment it was a musical

Yeah I just watched Begin Again I’m gonna be alright

Uhhhmmmmmmmmmm… Winter Soldier?? Which team am I on is the question. If it’s Sheild… okay I’ll be fine, but Hydra…. SHIT I’D BE FUCKED!!

(Source: slutformisha)

harrygotmestressed:

remember when harry got his license

(via calumhoodlumm)

(Source: ftopaz15)

daddysprincessforever:

:’) My life except not really <3 

but I though all you potato’s would enjoy this.

(Source: ftopaz15)

dontforgettofeedlarry:

”shit did I just forgot to let out the dog?”

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”oh nvm I don’t have a dog”

”oh god I just farted”

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”never mind no one heard it”

”hey a hotdog bar”

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”oh nvm this my part”

”hey titties”

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”oh they’re fake”

”let’s pretend that I forgot something but in reality I’m just looking like a sexy motherfucker to the distance because I am that sexy motherfucker”

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”lolz I’m a life ruiner”

secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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(via neltfix)

iceparty:

My wish came true

(Source: tfm-intern, via kianlawley)

loveparisthings:

Funny short girls problems on We Heart It.

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